We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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