let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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