Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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