we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
