So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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