We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You coming home soon, man?
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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