I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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