I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
