I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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