I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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