But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
