I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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