the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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