and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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