My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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