Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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