guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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