So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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