My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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