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(847): View more from Illinois

Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up

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(212): View more from New York

dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

(1-212): View more from New York

idk but i think it had a face

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(513): View more from Ohio

what's Bukake?

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a bad idea.

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.

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(425): View more from Washington

...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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(760): View more from California

I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm eating pizza in the bathtub

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(541): View more from Oregon

Our baby is creepy.

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That's how we know it's ours. haha

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