just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It's shark week go big or go home
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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