my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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