On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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