Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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