she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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