I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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