there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i believe in u and ur pee
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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