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(239): View more from Florida

I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero

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(954): View more from Florida

Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend

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(416): View more from Toronto

Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?

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(858): View more from California

Is she okay?

(773): View more from Illinois

She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.

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(614): View more from Ohio

hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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(802): View more from Vermont

I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love

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(802): View more from Vermont

You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.

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