WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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