It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i came on her dog
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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