the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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