Me. At least after what I've been through.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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