So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
whose parrot is this?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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