Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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