i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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