Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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