he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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