Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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