Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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