the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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