we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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