Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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