The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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