So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
you had me at cake vodka
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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