So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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