He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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