NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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