I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize