there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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