i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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