I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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