Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Randomize
