Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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