if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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