Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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