They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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