Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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