would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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